i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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