We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
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i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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