from now on my penis is your penis
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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