she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
you never un-have a 4some
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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