there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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