did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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