hell yes lets make some ravioli
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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