I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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