She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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