im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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