I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I have aggressive nipples.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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