Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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