He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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