Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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