i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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