I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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