we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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