just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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