is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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