Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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