Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
