OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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