Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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