WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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