I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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