so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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