This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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