Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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