i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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