she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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