I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
