The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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