it's too hot outside to masturbate.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If I die, sorry about rent.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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