Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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