She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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