HIV tests are more positive than that guy
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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