one might say we're banned from that church
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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