i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The power of my boobs compel you
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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