I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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