i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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