I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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