I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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