I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe