You're completely useless in the revolution.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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