Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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