It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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