The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
All the doctor said was why
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