I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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