I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
