She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
