He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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