we're blogging at a bar
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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